Baby life 2.0
23 augustus 2026 - Norwalk, California, Verenigde Staten
The doctor knows
If I was concerned with my baby, I called the doctor. If Lotte is concerned, she asks Chat. If I was wondering why my baby was fussy, I looked it up in the book of Dr. Spock. If Lotte wants to know, she downloads a few apps. If I had questions about the feeding or diaper rash, I waited for the next visit at the "consultatiebureau". If Lotte has such questions, she watches video's of moms with newborns, sharing their knowledge and experiences which is very helpful! Especially here in the US with sky-high prices for medical care.
The business of baby bottoms
Back in the day, when my mom changed my diaper, she washed me with water and soap and wrapped me in a non-stretchy kind of a tablecloth, secured with a huge pin. When I changed Lotte, I cleaned her with soft Zwitsal baby wipes and put her in a fitted, but still cloth diaper, with Velcro.
When Harvey gets changed, he is gently cleaned with warm, soft baby wipes, available 24/7 from a special box that keeps them warm and ready to use. And then there’s his high-tech diaper: it comes with a little coloured line that changes colour when Harvey pees, gradually showing just how wet the diaper is. Let’s just say: by today’s standards, cloth diapers were dangerously close to child abuse.” 😄
Baby’s Got All the Gadgets
Think about a car seat in the back, equipped with a mirror so Mom can keep an eye on her baby through the rearview mirror. Actually, that’s already old-fashioned. These days, the must-have is a camera with a screen on your dashboard, so you can watch your baby at all times. Once arrived, baby can just stay in his seat, simply pick up the whole thing and click it in the stroller. If it's warm, put a soft blowing fan on it and baby is all set.
And then there’s the swing at home, which starts moving automatically with just the push of a button. Just don’t put him in it right after feeding: this thing really gets going! If baby gets bored, simply turn it up to level two. And you’d better buckle him in, 'cause otherwise he might fly right out. And believe it or not, this swing has six different speed levels. At that point, it feels less like a baby swing and more like a rollercoaster!
Pacifier Service
Babies lose their binkies all the time. And with a dog around, that binky definitely needs to be cleaned. With tap water? No way! Just put it in a magic little box for one minute, wait until the red light goes off, and done! It’s germ-free.
How did we ever manage to raise babies without all this fancy stuff?
Heading Home
I’m at the airport right now, and I already miss this little, handsome, adorable grandson of mine! But I have so many wonderful memories to hold on to, I’m feeling incredibly blessed. And… I’ll be back in seven weeks, together with “Opa”! ❤️
Thanks for joining me in this trip again, love,
60 year old Oma Marieke

Where did the responsibility of parents lost it from all the things you describe. What is going to happen when internet is dead for a couple of days or weeks. Will those babies be in severe danger because parents do not know anymore what to do? Some questions I cannot answer but for me a sign the world is evolving in a strange way. Think parents, think and take your responsibility. Or is that not fair to say?
Save trip back home oma.
I think it’s wonderful that our children can make use of all these high-tech conveniences, just as we made use of the modern things of our time, such as washing machines, baby monitors, and microwaves. And we were still capable of thinking for ourselves when the electricity went out, weren’t we? 😉
Wordt vervolgd denk ik over 7 weken.
Knuffel ! ❤️👋
Mooi vooruitzicht om met opa ook op bezoek te gaan!
Welkom thuis. Wat leuk om te lezen over alle nieuwe baby gadgets. Ik heb er ook al een paar bij m'n nichtje gezien o.a. een knuffelbeer met baarmoedergeluiden. 🙂
Geniet van jullie kinderen en kleinkind. Love Lex